I don't enjoy jugglers and shit like that. -Brilly
This reminds me of conga lines. I hate conga lines. -Riggs
I don't want to be upright at ALL this weekend. -Brilly
I can't talk to the waiter about porn, but you can salute the hoodlums with your drink???? - Flash
Let's go hook up with some hotel workers. -Riggs
Really, old guy? Even Reggie Bush has pants on! -Brilly
Can't you just FEEL your body taking a big, deep breath? -Riggs
I figured.....that's what these knockers are for! -Snickers
She's pulling a naked child down the beach and nobody is doing anything about it!!! -Flash
That kid is waaaaay too old to be on a leash. -Sheenie
That's why I think she latches onto people. I think she's too dumb to live. -Flash, referring to Holly Sonders
My toes touched her straw!! -Sheenie
Brilly to Flash: Flash, when do you drink beer? Flash: When I'm home alone. At night.
You can have the cherry - I want the cream. -Flash
I was all turned around. I don't know what hole it was. -Flash
I could have pleasured him and done my nails at the same time. -Sheenie
Snickers to Sheenie: Did you have sex with him? Sheenie - I'm not really sure......
I'm not going into labor, I just have to poop. -Snickers
You're route is being recalculated due to traffic information ahead. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. -Everyone
Bitch stole my stylus!!! - Brilly
And last but not at all least....................Flash declaring:
"I'm a dark, rumbly Monday morning!"
Thoses were some hearty laughs. Well done gals!!!
Ahhhhh, excellent memories, laughing out loud just reading them. Crap, do we really have to wait a whole year to do this again? Too bad it can't be a monthly thing.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember the hole quote from flash? What was that in reference to?
ReplyDeleteSomeone asked her what hole she lost her virginity on at the golf course!
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