And Riggs is off...

...to her rustic mountain cabin, which I imagine to look a little bit like this one.   See you sometime in August, Riggs.  Don't forget your Draw Something friends!!!    Miss ya!

I Present to You......The Quotes. GW 2012.

I don't enjoy jugglers and shit like that.  -Brilly

This reminds me of conga lines.  I hate conga lines.  -Riggs

I don't want to be upright at ALL this weekend.  -Brilly

I can't talk to the waiter about porn, but you can salute the hoodlums with your drink???? - Flash

Let's go hook up with some hotel workers.  -Riggs

Really, old guy?  Even Reggie Bush has pants on! -Brilly

Can't you just FEEL your body taking a big, deep breath? -Riggs

I figured.....that's what these knockers are for! -Snickers

She's pulling a naked child down the beach and nobody is doing anything about it!!! -Flash

That kid is waaaaay too old to be on a leash.  -Sheenie

That's why I think she latches onto people.  I think she's too dumb to live.  -Flash, referring to Holly Sonders

My toes touched her straw!! -Sheenie

Brilly to Flash:  Flash, when do you drink beer?  Flash: When I'm home alone.  At night.

You can have the cherry - I want the cream.  -Flash

I was all turned around.  I don't know what hole it was.  -Flash

I could have pleasured him and done my nails at the same time.  -Sheenie

Snickers to Sheenie:  Did you have sex with him? Sheenie - I'm not really sure......

I'm not going into labor, I just have to poop.  -Snickers

You're route is being recalculated due to traffic information ahead.  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. -Everyone

Bitch stole my stylus!!! - Brilly

And last but not at all least....................Flash declaring:

"I'm a dark, rumbly Monday morning!"

Thoses were some hearty laughs.  Well done gals!!!

Another one in the books...

Sigh...is it really over already?  Sniff.  Great time, bitches.  Great time.

24 HOURS!!!!!!!!

48 Hours. Deep Breath.

Look at that smile on her face...

I don't know what was happening here...

...but it is just too good not to post.  Stumbled across it while going through some older pics.  Enjoy.

Ashley and Zoe's first music video!

(putting it out there just in case someone other than us who has connections in the music industry happens upon this blog by mistake and then signs my girls and their band to a record deal!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S_Xi8JGiQU&feature-youtu.be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS_Xi8JGiQU&feature=youtu.be

FIVE WEEKS FROM TODAY!!!!!!

Courtesy of Brilly...

It's Brilly's Birthday Bash!!! I know it's late, but it is such a nice picture of all of us!  And hopefully we can take a similar one during girl's weekend...which is not too far away!

Riggs

Today's Lesson - Adding a Picture (or Video) to your post!

When you click on "New Post" you will get a screen that looks like this -

Along the top menu bar, where you can select the Font or Bold, etc. there is an icon next to the ABC button that looks like a picture. (The one next to THAT one is for video uploading). Click on the Picture icon and then click on Choose File, find your file, then click on Upload Image.

Voila.

Um....

How do you post a picture on this MFer? I swear I feel like the dumb girl in the really smart study group in college....

Well this is it.  My first Masters trip is upon us.  Several people in the office this morning have said things to me like "wow - are you excited about going to the Masters?" or "You are SO lucky to be going to the Masters!"

So am I excited about having to entertain Mike at his every whim?  Am I excited about the possibility of having to clean up messy bathrooms that have been used by a bunch of dudes?  Am I excited about having to run full speed between 4 different houses to make sure everyone is fed and happy?  No. I am not.  People think I'm going to sit on a rocking chair on the front porch of some stately Augusta home sipping a mint julep.  Reality looks more like me hiding in the basement doing a shot of tequila to keep my sanity.

But there are some things I'm looking forward to.  Looking forward to our road trip up to Augusta with Frank and Selena.  That has "good times" written allllllll over it.  Any time I get to spend with them is always fun.  Then I'm looking forward to Selena and I being so deleriously tired that everything will be funny to us.  And I'm looking forward to grabbing an unused ticket for 30 minutes, getting to the golf course to buy sweet Pa Brill some Masters swag.  I'm looking forward to returning to the Augusta Marriott each night for some peace and quiet after very long days.  And the last thing I'm looking forward to is the drive home!  Looks like we might be driving through the night on Sunday - which is fine with me.  That just means I get home sooner! 

So don't bother looking for me in the crowd at Augusta on TV - but think of me and Selena often.  You might want to pray for us.  We can probably use it!

Jesus take the wheel!!!

Mwah.

What the What???

Well, here's something you don't see everyday.  A boarding school educated Brit in a parking lot with a hoover.  This picture doesn't suck.

GET IT????????????? Doesn't SUCK?????????  Vacuum cleaners suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Time for me to go home.

Queen of the Miscellaneous

Well, it's official.  I have the most random job of all time.  I usually have random crap in my office, but this takes the cake (mmm...cake).  I am currently housing the new street sign that will be used when we officially rename the street Golf Channel Drive tomorrow.  Does this mean we have arrived? Or does this just mean that we're in bed with the Mayor's office?  Regardless - I'll be happy when this event is over.  The good thing is we're serving cake pops after the ceremony. The bad thing is - I'm off the sauce.  No sugar.  RUDE!!!!

Best. Dessert. Ever.

The S'mores dessert at Crave that Brilly, Riggs, and I discovered this week. I think we should have a regular trip there to just have cocktails and s'mores. THAT is living, my friends.

This has been me today...off to take a xanex and enjoy my weekend.

The Countdown is ON!!!!!

63 Days to Go!!!!!!!

Listen.  Here's the thing.  I have no idea what I'm doing, but we need a blog.  I still have to figure out how to let you guys blog on here as well.  Any clue? (*coughsheeniecough*)  Also, I have a lot of work to do right now, but instead I find myself trying to figure out how to create a blog?  Good use of work time? No.  Can't help it.  I'm currently uninterested in the work I have on my plate.  What say you?