That's Not Where They Keep the Money: May 2012

I don't enjoy jugglers and shit like that. -Brilly

This reminds me of conga lines. I hate conga lines. -Riggs

I don't want to be upright at ALL this weekend. -Brilly

I can't talk to the waiter about porn, but you can salute the hoodlums with your drink???? - Flash

Let's go hook up with some hotel workers. -Riggs

Really, old guy? Even Reggie Bush has pants on! -Brilly

Can't you just FEEL your body taking a big, deep breath? -Riggs

I figured.....that's what these knockers are for! -Snickers

She's pulling a naked child down the beach and nobody is doing anything about it!!! -Flash

That kid is waaaaay too old to be on a leash. -Sheenie

That's why I think she latches onto people. I think she's too dumb to live. -Flash, referring to Holly Sonders

My toes touched her straw!! -Sheenie

Brilly to Flash: Flash, when do you drink beer? Flash: When I'm home alone. At night.

You can have the cherry - I want the cream. -Flash

I was all turned around. I don't know what hole it was. -Flash

I could have pleasured him and done my nails at the same time. -Sheenie

Snickers to Sheenie: Did you have sex with him? Sheenie - I'm not really sure......

I'm not going into labor, I just have to poop. -Snickers

You're route is being recalculated due to traffic information ahead. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. -Everyone

Bitch stole my stylus!!! - Brilly

And last but not at all least....................Flash declaring:

"I'm a dark, rumbly Monday morning!"

Thoses were some hearty laughs. Well done gals!!!